MOVIE BLETHER FROM OLD JACK AND MIDDLE-AGED STEVE!

Movies for your Care Home or middle-aged living room. Because by old we mean 85 and by middle-aged we mean 55. Sigh.

CRUMBLY SCORES

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CRUMBLIES – JACK & STEVE SCORE THE MOVIES…

 

SUPER-CRUMBLIES – FANTASTIC. THIS’LL MAKE LIFE WORTH IT AGAIN!

Goodbye, Mr Chips (1939)

Waking Ned (1998)

 

5 CRUMBLIES – HAPPY, SAD, FUNNY, TELLING AND TRUE – YOU’LL LOVE ‘EM

84 Charing Cross Road (1987)

Amour (2012)

Barbe-bleue / Bluebeard (1901)

Dotty (2014)

Driving Miss Daisy (1989)

La Fée aux Choux / The Fairy of the Cabbages (1900)

Ghajini (2008)

Gran Torino (2008)

Ikiru (1952)

In Familia (2018)

Lagaan: Once Upon a Time in India (2001)

The Last Jedi (2017)

L’école buisonnière / School of Life (2017)

Fences (2016)

Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle Stop Café (1991)

I’ll See You In My Dreams (2015)

Little Big Man (1970)

The Lunchbox // Dabba (2013)

Make Way for Tomorrow (1937)

A Man Called Ove (2015)

Ménilmontant (1926)

Miss Lulu Bett (1921)

Mrs Miniver (1942)

Natsamrat (2016)

No Country for Old Men (2007)

Piku (2015)

Robot & Frank (2012)

The Shootist (1976)

Sideways (2004)

Something’s Gotta Give (2003)

Stand Up Guys (2012)

Summer Hours / L’heure d’été (2008)

Sunrise: A Song of Two Humans (1927)

Still Alice (2014)

The Straight Story (1999)

Sunshine on Leith (2013)

Troubles of a Grass Widower / Vive la Vie de Garçon (1908)

Two Minutes (2011)

The Way (2010)

Whatever Happened to Baby Jane (1962)

Wild Strawberries (1957)

 

4 CRUMBLIES – SPLENDIDLY WATCHABLE AND WORTH WATCHING TOGETHER

About Schmidt (2002)

Away From Her (2006)

Bad Day for the Cut (2017)

Broken Flowers (2005)

The Bucket List (2007)

Calendar Girls (2003)

Clouds of Sils Maria (2014)

Crazy, Stupid, Love (2011)   (Steve…)

Dangal (2016)

Dan in Real Life (2007)

Daphne (2017)

Darkest Hour (2017)

Dharam Sankat Mein (2015)

Dream of a Rarebit Fiend (1906)

English Vinglish (2012)

Esio Trot / Roald Dahl’s Esio Trot (2015)

L’étudiante et Monsieur Henri (2015)

La Fée Printemps / The Spring Fairy (1902)

The Ghost Goes West (1935)

Grandma (2016)

Grudge Match (2013)

Grumpy Old Men (1993) / Grumpier Old Men (1995)

Hector (2015)

The Hero (2017)

His Picture in the Papers (1916)

Jag älskar dig – En skilsmässokomedi / I Love You – A Divorce Comedy (2016)

In the Courtyard / Dans La Cour (2014)

Irreplaceable / Médecin de Campagne (2016)

Is Anybody There? (2008)

Is That You? (2014)

Keeping Mum (2005)

The Land Beyond the Sunset (1912)

The Last Laugh / Der Letzte Mann (1924)

Last Vegas (2014)

Learning to Drive (2014)

Lease of Life (1954)

The Magic Box (1951)

McQ (1974)

Mr Morgan’s Last Love (2013)

My Old Lady (2014)

The New Lot (1943)

The Olive Tree / El Olivo (2016)

The Post (2017)

Quartet (2013)

RED (2010)

Ricki and the Flash (2015)

Sarah’s Key / Elle s’appelait Sarah (2010)

She Wore a Yellow Ribbon (1949)

Song for Marion (2013)

Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country (1991)

Three Evenings / Yerek Yereko (2010)

Trouble with the Curve (2012)

Up (2009)

Venus (2006)

Waiting (2015)

A Wonderful Christmas Time (2014)

 

3 CRUMBLIES – HMMMM…OKAY. GREAT IF YOU’RE A FAN. SURPRISE-FREE. 

The Adventures of Tartu (1943)

As Good As It Gets (1997)

Big Jake (1971)

Cahill U.S. Marshal (1973)

The Company You Keep (2012)

The Cowboys (1972)

Crash Pad (2017)

Everybody’s Fine (2009)

Every Jack Has a Jill // Jusqu’à toi (2016)

Family Business (1989)

Finding your Feet (2017)

The Guard (2011)

Harold and Maude (1971)

The Hatton Garden Job (2017)

Hello, My Name is Doris (2015)

The Homesman (2014)

How About You… (2007)

The Intern (2015)

The Judge (2014)

Ladies in Lavender (2004)

The Last Word (2017)

Late Bloomers (2011)

The Liability / The Hitman’s Apprentice (2012)

Mary Kom (2014)

The Master of the House / Du skal ære din hustru (1925)

My Fellow Americans (1996)

My House in Umbria (2003)

The Notebook (2004)

On Borrowed Time (1939)

Out to Sea (1997)

Perfect Strangers / Vacation from Marriage (1945)

Quantum Love / Une Rencontre (2014)

Remember (2015)

The Rewrite (2014)

Ruth & Alex (2014)

Secondhand Lions (2003)

Space Cowboys (2000)

An Unfinished Life (2005)

Why Him? (2016)

The Young Mr Pitt (1942)

 

2 CRUMBLIES – DULL, FLAT OR JUST ACHINGLY FAMILIAR. WATCH ALONE.

Crazy, Stupid, Love (2011)   (Old Jack…)

Day of Wrath / Vredens Dag (1943)

Elle (2016)

Elsa & Fred (2012)

Hampstead (2017)

Hope Springs (2012)

It’s Complicated (2009)

The Lady in the Van (2015)

Let the Sunshine In (2017)

The Lightkeepers (2009)

The Mountain (1956)

Mrs Caldicot’s Cabbage War (2002)

On Golden Pond (1981)

The Pier (2011)

Rio Lobo (1970)

The Sense of an Ending (2017)

This Can’t Be Love (1994)

The Time of their Lives (2017)

Le Week-end (2013)

West of the Divide (1934)

Wild Oats (2016)

Youth in Oregon (2016)

 

1 CRUMBLY – UGH! NO. AVOID. CHANNEL SURF INSTEAD.

And So It Goes (2014)

Crossed Over (2002)

Enoch Arden (1911)

Going in Style (2017)

Golden Years (2015)

Undercover Grandpa (2017)

 

NO CRUMBLIES – UTTER UTTER BAG OF SHITE. MAKE IT STOP. YOU DIDN’T LIVE LONG ENOUGH TO WATCH THIS DRIVEL. DIE FIRST.

Roxie (2014)

Uncle Nick (2015)

 

 

 

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