MOVIE BLETHER FROM OLD JACK AND MIDDLE-AGED STEVE!

Movies for your Care Home or middle-aged living room. Because by old we mean 85 and by middle-aged we mean 55. Sigh.

CRUMBLY SCORES

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CRUMBLIES – JACK & STEVE SCORE THE MOVIES…

 

SUPER-CRUMBLIES – FANTASTIC. THIS’LL MAKE LIFE WORTH IT AGAIN!

Goodbye, Mr Chips (1939)

Waking Ned (1998)

 

5 CRUMBLIES – HAPPY, SAD, FUNNY, TELLING AND TRUE – YOU’LL LOVE ‘EM

84 Charing Cross Road (1987)

Amour (2012)

Barbe-bleue / Bluebeard (1901)

Dotty (2014)

Driving Miss Daisy (1989)

Gran Torino (2008)

Ikiru (1952)

The Last Jedi (2017)

L’école buisonnière / School of Life (2017)

Fences (2016)

Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle Stop Café (1991)

I’ll See You In My Dreams (2015)

Make Way for Tomorrow (1937)

A Man Called Ove (2015)

Miss Lulu Bett (1921)

Mrs Miniver (1942)

No Country for Old Men (2007)

Robot & Frank (2012)

The Shootist (1976)

Sideways (2004)

Something’s Gotta Give (2003)

Stand Up Guys (2012)

Summer Hours / L’heure d’été (2008)

Still Alice (2014)

The Straight Story (1999)

Sunshine on Leith (2013)

Troubles of a Grass Widower / Vive la Vie de Garçon (1908)

Two Minutes (2011)

The Way (2010)

Whatever Happened to Baby Jane (1962)

Wild Strawberries (1957)

 

4 CRUMBLIES – SPLENDIDLY WATCHABLE AND WORTH WATCHING TOGETHER

About Schmidt (2002)

Away From Her (2006)

Bad Day for the Cut (2017)

Broken Flowers (2005)

The Bucket List (2007)

Calendar Girls (2003)

Clouds of Sils Maria (2014)

Crazy, Stupid, Love (2011)   (Steve…)

Dan in Real Life (2007)

Daphne (2017)

Darkest Hour (2017)

Dharam Sankat Mein (2015)

Esio Trot / Roald Dahl’s Esio Trot (2015)

L’étudiante et Monsieur Henri (2015)

The Ghost Goes West (1935)

Grandma (2016)

Grudge Match (2013)

Grumpy Old Men (1993) / Grumpier Old Men (1995)

Hector (2015)

The Hero (2017)

His Picture in the Papers (1916)

Jag älskar dig – En skilsmässokomedi / I Love You – A Divorce Comedy (2016)

In the Courtyard / Dans La Cour (2014)

Irreplaceable / Médecin de Campagne (2016)

Is Anybody There? (2008)

Is That You? (2014)

The Last Laugh / Der Letzte Mann (1924)

Last Vegas (2014)

Lease of Life (1954)

The Magic Box (1951)

Mr Morgan’s Last Love (2013)

My Old Lady (2014)

The Olive Tree / El Olivo (2016)

Quartet (2013)

Sarah’s Key / Elle s’appelait Sarah (2010)

Song for Marion (2013)

Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country (1991)

Three Evenings / Yerek Yereko (2010)

Up (2009)

Venus (2006)

Waiting (2015)

A Wonderful Christmas Time (2014)

 

3 CRUMBLIES – HMMMM…OKAY. GREAT IF YOU’RE A FAN. SURPRISE-FREE. 

As Good As It Gets (1997)

The Company You Keep (2012)

The Cowboys (1972)

Crash Pad (2017)

Everybody’s Fine (2009)

Every Jack Has a Jill // Jusqu’à toi (2016)

Family Business (1989)

The Guard (2011)

Harold and Maude (1971)

The Hatton Garden Job (2017)

Hello, My Name is Doris (2015)

The Homesman (2014)

How About You… (2007)

The Intern (2015)

The Judge (2014)

Ladies in Lavender (2004)

The Last Word (2017)

The Liability / The Hitman’s Apprentice (2012)

The Notebook (2004)

On Borrowed Time (1939)

Out to Sea (1997)

Perfect Strangers / Vacation from Marriage (1945)

Remember (2015)

The Rewrite (2014)

Ruth & Alex (2014)

Secondhand Lions (2003)

Space Cowboys (2000)

An Unfinished Life (2005)

Why Him? (2016)

 

2 CRUMBLIES – DULL, FLAT OR JUST ACHINGLY FAMILIAR. WATCH ALONE.

Crazy, Stupid, Love (2011)   (Old Jack…)

Elle (2016)

Elsa & Fred (2012)

Hampstead (2017)

Hope Springs (2012)

It’s Complicated (2009)

The Lady in the Van (2015)

The Lightkeepers (2009)

Mrs Caldicot’s Cabbage War (2002)

On Golden Pond (1981)

The Pier (2011)

The Sense of an Ending (2017)

This Can’t Be Love (1994)

The Time of their Lives (2017)

Le Week-end (2013)

Wild Oats (2016)

Youth in Oregon (2016)

 

1 CRUMBLY – UGH! NO. AVOID. CHANNEL SURF INSTEAD.

And So It Goes (2014)

Enoch Arden (1911)

Going in Style (2017)

Golden Years (2015)

Undercover Grandpa (2017)

 

NO CRUMBLIES – UTTER UTTER BAG OF SHITE. MAKE IT STOP. YOU DIDN’T LIVE LONG ENOUGH TO WATCH THIS DRIVEL. DIE FIRST.

Roxie (2014)

Uncle Nick (2015)

 

 

 

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