MOVIE BLETHER FROM OLD JACK AND MIDDLE-AGED STEVE!

Movies for your Care Home or middle-aged living room. Because by old we mean 85 and by middle-aged we mean 55. Sigh.

CRUMBLY SCORES

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CRUMBLIES – JACK & STEVE SCORE THE MOVIES…

 

SUPER-CRUMBLIES – FANTASTIC. THIS’LL MAKE LIFE WORTH IT AGAIN!

Goodbye, Mr Chips (1939)

Waking Ned (1998)

 

5 CRUMBLIES – HAPPY, SAD, FUNNY, TELLING AND TRUE – YOU’LL LOVE ‘EM

84 Charing Cross Road (1987)

All is Lost (2013)

Amour (2012)

Another Mother’s Son (2017)

Barbe-bleue / Bluebeard (1901)

The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari / Das Cabinet des Dr. Caligari (1920)

The Count of Monte Cristo (1934)

Dotty (2014)

Driving Miss Daisy (1989)

Early Summer / Bakushû (1951)

Falling Leaves (1912)

La Fée aux Choux / The Fairy of the Cabbages (1900)

Finding Fanny (2014)

Ghajini (2008)

Gran Torino (2008)

I Got Life! / Aurore (2017)

Ikiru (1952)

In Familia (2018)

Lagaan: Once Upon a Time in India (2001)

The Last Jedi (2017)

L’école buisonnière / School of Life (2017)

Fences (2016)

Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle Stop Café (1991)

I’ll See You In My Dreams (2015)

Little Big Man (1970)

The Lunchbox // Dabba (2013)

Make Way for Tomorrow (1937)

Mama Mia! – Here We Go Again (2018)

A Man Called Ove (2015)

Ménilmontant (1926)

Miss Lulu Bett (1921)

Mrs Miniver (1942)

Natsamrat (2016)

No Country for Old Men (2007)

Piku (2015)

Robot & Frank (2012)

The Shootist (1976)

Sideways (2004)

Something’s Gotta Give (2003)

Stand Up Guys (2012)

Still Alice (2014)

The Straight Story (1999)

Summer Hours / L’heure d’été (2008)

Sunrise: A Song of Two Humans (1927)

Sunshine on Leith (2013)

The Sweet Escape /Comme un avion (2015)

Troubles of a Grass Widower / Vive la Vie de Garçon (1908)

Two Minutes (2011)

The Way (2010)

Whatever Happened to Baby Jane (1962)

Wild Strawberries (1957)

The Winslow Boy (1948)

Within our Gates (1920)

 

4 CRUMBLIES – SPLENDIDLY WATCHABLE AND WORTH WATCHING TOGETHER

102 Not Out (2018)

About Schmidt (2002)

Away From Her (2006)

Bad Day for the Cut (2017)

Bãhubali: The Beginning (2015)

Book Club (2018)

Broken Flowers (2005)

The Bucket List (2007)

Calendar Girls (2003)

Clouds of Sils Maria (2014)

Crazy, Stupid, Love (2011)   (Steve…)

Dangal (2016)

Dan in Real Life (2007)

Daphne (2017)

Darkest Hour (2017)

Dharam Sankat Mein (2015)

Dream of a Rarebit Fiend (1906)

Edie (2017)

English Vinglish (2012)

Esio Trot / Roald Dahl’s Esio Trot (2015)

L’étudiante et Monsieur Henri (2015)

Exit / Hui guang zoumingqu (2014)

Fanaa (2006)

La Fée Printemps / The Spring Fairy (1902)

The Ghost Goes West (1935)

Grandma (2016)

Grudge Match (2013)

Grumpy Old Men (1993) / Grumpier Old Men (1995)

The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society (2018)

Happy New Year (2014)

Hector (2015)

The Hero (2017)

His Picture in the Papers (1916)

Jag älskar dig – En skilsmässokomedi / I Love You – A Divorce Comedy (2016)

In the Courtyard / Dans La Cour (2014)

Irreplaceable / Médecin de Campagne (2016)

Is Anybody There? (2008)

Is That You? (2014)

Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham (2001)

Keeping Mum (2005)

The Land Beyond the Sunset (1912)

The Last Laugh / Der Letzte Mann (1924)

Last Vegas (2014)

Late Spring / Banshun (1949)

Learning to Drive (2014)

Lease of Life (1954)

The Leisure Seeker (2018)

Love is Strange (2014)

The Magic Box (1951)

McQ (1974)

Mr Morgan’s Last Love (2013)

My Old Lady (2014)

The New Lot (1943)

The Olive Tree / El Olivo (2016)

Padmaavat (2018)

The Post (2017)

Quartet (2013)

RED (2010)

RED 2 (2013)

Ricki and the Flash (2015)

Sarah’s Key / Elle s’appelait Sarah (2010)

She Wore a Yellow Ribbon (1949)

Song for Marion (2013)

The Square (2017)

Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country (1991)

Three Evenings / Yerek Yereko (2010)

Three Summers (2017)

Trouble with the Curve (2012)

Tully (2018)

Up (2009)

Venus (2006)

Waiting (2015)

Walter Finds a Father (1921)

The Whisperers (1967)

A Wonderful Christmas Time (2014)

You, Me and Him (2017)

 

3 CRUMBLIES – HMMMM…OKAY. GREAT IF YOU’RE A FAN. SURPRISE-FREE. 

The Adventures of Tartu (1943)

The Angriest Man in Brooklyn (2014)

As Good As It Gets (1997)

This Beautiful Fantastic (2016)

Big Jake (1971)

The Butler (2013)

Cahill U.S. Marshal (1973)

Chennai Express (2013)

Cocoon (1985)

The Company You Keep (2012)

The Cowboys (1972)

Crash Pad (2017)

Death Wish (2018)

Dilwale (2015)

Diving Lucy (1903)

Everybody’s Fine (2009)

Every Jack Has a Jill // Jusqu’à toi (2016)

Family Business (1989)

Finding your Feet (2017)

The Guard (2011)

Harold and Maude (1971)

The Hatton Garden Job (2017)

Hello, My Name is Doris (2015)

The Homesman (2014)

How About You… (2007)

The Intern (2015)

The Judge (2014)

Ladies in Lavender (2004)

The Last Word (2017)

Late Bloomers (2011)

The Liability / The Hitman’s Apprentice (2012)

Like Father (2018)

Mary Kom (2014)

The Master of the House / Du skal ære din hustru (1925)

Mom (2017)

My Fellow Americans (1996)

My House in Umbria (2003)

The Notebook (2004)

On Borrowed Time (1939)

Once More / The Magic of Belle Isle (2012)

Out to Sea (1997)

Perfect Strangers / Vacation from Marriage (1945)

Pierrette’s Escapades / Le départ d’Arlequin et de Pierrette (1900)

Quantum Love / Une Rencontre (2014)

Remember (2015)

The Rewrite (2014)

Ruth & Alex (2014)

Secondhand Lions (2003)

Space Cowboys (2000)

That Good Night (2017)

An Unfinished Life (2005)

Why Him? (2016)

Winchester (2018)

Woman in Gold (2015)

The Young Mr Pitt (1942)

 

2 CRUMBLIES – DULL, FLAT OR JUST ACHINGLY FAMILIAR. WATCH ALONE.

Crazy, Stupid, Love (2011)   (Old Jack…)

Day of Wrath / Vredens Dag (1943)

Duck (2005)

Elle (2016)

Elsa & Fred (2012)

Hampstead (2017)

Hope Springs (2012)

The Hot Flashes (2013)

It’s Complicated (2009)

The Karate Kid (1984)

The Lady in the Van (2015)

Let the Sunshine In (2017)

The Lightkeepers (2009)

The Mountain (1956)

The M Word (2014)

Mrs Caldicot’s Cabbage War (2002)

On Golden Pond (1981)

The Pier (2011)

Rio Lobo (1970)

The Sense of an Ending (2017)

This Can’t Be Love (1994)

The Time of their Lives (2017)

Le Week-end (2013)

West of the Divide (1934)

Wild Oats (2016)

Youth in Oregon (2016)

 

1 CRUMBLY – UGH! NO. AVOID. CHANNEL SURF INSTEAD.

And So It Goes (2014)

Crossed Over (2002)

Enoch Arden (1911)

Going in Style (2017)

Golden Years (2015)

Undercover Grandpa (2017)

 

NO CRUMBLIES – UTTER UTTER BAG OF SHITE. MAKE IT STOP. YOU DIDN’T LIVE LONG ENOUGH TO WATCH THIS DRIVEL. DIE FIRST.

Roxie (2014)

Uncle Nick (2015)

 

 

 

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