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Posted January 3, 2023 ACTION

Star Wars IX: The Rise of Skywalker (2019)

CRUMBLIES… Not unlike a crumbly Palpatine, old Jack returns! Yup – not dead, just tied into some horrifying technology to get this ancient body back to passable health. And a … Continue Reading Star Wars IX: The Rise of Skywalker (2019)

Posted December 5, 2020 AMERICAN

Last Christmas (2019)

Ok. So. Been a while. Sorry about that. Was forced into seven types of lockdown tier, a big one, back to a small one, got secreted in the back of … Continue Reading Last Christmas (2019)

Posted July 4, 2020 AMERICAN

A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood (2019)

CRUMBLIES… And…Dads’ Lives Matter. We have a new theme for the oldsters to contemplate from the other end of the age band tick boxes . And for those of us … Continue Reading A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood (2019)

Posted May 25, 2020 BRITISH

The Professor and the Madman (2019)

CRUMBLIES… Oh, this was so promising. The story of two men in their middle years in the time of mighty beards and human branding. One, an American ex soldier with … Continue Reading The Professor and the Madman (2019)

Posted May 25, 2020 ACTION

Aadai (2019)

CRUMBLIES… So, here’s the pitch: beautiful woman wakes up in abandoned office and finds she is naked. And has to piece together her memories of the night before, indeed life … Continue Reading Aadai (2019)

Posted May 24, 2020 AGEING

Cats (2019)

CRUMBLIES… Ok. Sod the lot of you. Old Jack knows what you’re thinking: not in a million years will you ever sit through this renowned disaster of a movie. Well, … Continue Reading Cats (2019)

Posted December 29, 2019 ACTION

The Aeronauts (2019)

CRUMBLIES… Here’s one for the grandkids. We had another outing led by the much appreciated new Nurse Sssssashay. A modern woman, she’ll look you full in the face and challenge … Continue Reading The Aeronauts (2019)

Posted December 29, 2019 COMEDY

Knives Out (2019)

CRUMBLIES… Oh, wow. This is brilliant. I know having half your insides cut out and changing your physique from slouching oldster to gutted-fish will test your intellect and view of … Continue Reading Knives Out (2019)

Posted December 29, 2019 ACTION

Charlie’s Angels (2019)

CRUMBLIES… You know, there’s not a lot left of Old Jack. I’ve spent much of the last year being fingered by professionals, getting passed from probe to probe, excision to … Continue Reading Charlie’s Angels (2019)

Posted February 3, 2019 AGEING

Stan & Ollie (2019)

Okay, it’s been a while. Apologies. Prostate and arse problems. You don’t want to know; I don’t really want to share. But, for the record, I love the NHS and … Continue Reading Stan & Ollie (2019)